Letters on the Refrigerator

My  Dear Wife,
You will surely  understand that I have certain needs that you,  being 54years old, can no longer satisfy. I  am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife.  Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope  that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I  will be spending the evening with my 18 year old  secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't  be upset----I shall be home before midnight.

Your ever-loving

Hubbie

 

When the  man came home late that night, he  found the following letter on the dining room  table:

My Dear  Husband,

I  received your letter and thank you for your  honesty about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity  to
remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a  math
teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you  that while you
read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of  my
students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young,  virile,
and like your secretary, is 18 years  old.

As a successful businessman who has an excellent  knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference - 18 goes into 54 a lot more times  than 54 goes into 18.

Therefore, I will not be home  until sometime tomorrow.

Your ever-loving

Wifie