I thought I was impotent but now I know I am just ordinary But as always the Irish save the best to last. Read on and enjoy.
| Artery | The study of paintings |
| Bacteria | Back door to cafeteria |
| Barium | What doctors do when patients die |
| Benign | What you be, after you be eight |
| Caesarean Section | A neighbourhood in Rome |
| Catscan | Searching for Kitty |
| Cauterize | Made eye contact with her |
| Colic | A sheep dog |
| Coma | A punctuation mark |
| Dilate | To live long |
| Enema | Not a friend |
| Fester | Quicker than someone else |
| Fibula | A small lie |
| Impotent | Distinguished, well known |
| Labour Pain | Getting hurt at work |
| Medical Staff | A Doctor's cane |
| Morbid | A higher offer |
| Nitrates | Cheaper than day rates |
| Node | I knew it |
| Outpatient | A person who has fainted |
| Pelvis | Second cousin to Elvis |
| Post Operative | A letter carrier |
| Recovery Room | Place to do upholstery |
| Rectum | Nearly killed him |
| Secretion | Hiding something |
| Seizure | Roman emperor |
| Tablet | A small table |
| Terminal Illness | Getting sick at the airport |
| Tumour | One plus one more |
| Urine | Opposite of you're out |
| 2xCondoms | To be sure, to be sure |
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